bathroom humor

Yesterday baby Doodle and I had two funny diaper changing experiences. First, I had put him down on the changing table and though I had gotten out of the habit of putting a cloth over his penis to avoid any squirts while he was exposed, I had done it this time. I removed the dirty diaper, cleaned him up and as I was reaching for the clean diaper I moved my hand holding the cloth. BD took advantage of that precise moment to squirt pee on the changing pad, his outfit and the wall. I grabbed the cloth and quickly covered him. When I looked down at him he was looking up at me with a huge grin as if to say "gotcha."

Several hours later BD had just finished eating and he was sitting up, with my assistance, on my lap sideways with his butt in between my legs and his legs hanging over the side of mine. I was on the phone with my mother when he let out a loud and vibrating fart. He smiled with delight. Then he did it again, and smiled again. This continued for about three minutes. When it seemed he was finished I got off the phone and brought him to the changing table. As I was lying him down I noticed that the whole of one side and some of the other side of his pants were stained with yellow poop. Then I saw that my pants where he had been resting were also poop-stained. He smiled, of course. I did a load of laundry with both of our clothes.

Doing laundry is a never ending task around here now.
















Relaxing during tummy time.
















Quality time with dad.